Limericks

I like limericks, they're always fun to do. Great for banter, too. Though you can get caught up in limerick wars. I did once and it can get ugly. Beware!


They call him the king of math.
Mess with him, you feel his wrath.
His friends call him Tom
and he's the absolute bomb.
Oh, and he likes a bubble bath.

There was once a girl called Amy
whose behaviour was very lame-y.
She thought she was cool
but was actually a fool
and her jokes are always the same-y.

There was once a girl called Jess
who was very prone to stress.
She had ginger hair,
a head shaped like a pear
and she wasn't very good at chess.

There was once a guy called Wasim
who as a boy used to dream
of mathematical equations
and complex situations.
He had a strange mind, it would seem!

There was once a girl called Beth,
who was in danger of starving to death.
She had an exam
and doesn't eat ham,
hurry up or you'll be dealing with Seth!